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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
How can I get over a break up?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Make Nazis afraid again!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Why are American women so ugly nowadays?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!